If you work on cars for a living or know what you are doing with them you should find this as funny as i do. The husband of one of my wifes friends thinks he knows a lot about cars and what makes them work. He knows this cause he reads car mags. He asked me to put a pair of LED washer jets on his car. While i was taking the old ones out he asked " where are the wires going to them". No wires i said, they are not heated so no need for wires. " must have power wires going to them to run the engine inside them" he said. Yes, he really said that. He once told me that he must do his tyres. Do what i asked. This is what he said: " you know when you have new tyres fitted?" I nodded. "you can see that special white glue they use to hold the tyre onto the wheel around the edge of the tyre, i put Super Glue around the edge of all my tyres every week so they dont come off" No, i am not kidding, he really said that!!!!!!!!!! I am so looking forward to going round there this saturday..... Just to hear what else he has been doing!

Simon, October 2005

another funny story when on my yts mechanic course i drove onto a petrol forcourt behind this very fit looking woman as i walked passed her she ask if i could help her as every time she puts oilin her engine most of it ends up on the floor so as she poured the oil in ilooked to see where it was leaking from it was then i realised that she had removed the dipstick an was pouring the oil down the hole enough said

david, October 2005

I said i had to use the loo....... Then sat there howling with laughter!! The thing is he thinks what he does is right. He phoned me once and said they could not get the steering wheel off his wifes nova. I told him to wait till i could bring a puller home from work and get it off for him. He didnt wait...... went to B&Q and got a 3 inch disc cutter. He managed to cut the steering wheel off, only problem was that he cut right thru the steering column!!!!!!!!!

Simon, October 2005

i laughed my b#####ks off when i read this. a classic by a long shot! loved the one bout the tyres and super glue, what was your reply? hahaha

dirk, October 2005