Basically, I bought a travel suit from M&S For an old friends wedding and I very stupidly wore it for a night out in Bristol. Needless to say I got very drunk and got it dirty... Because I'm a complete idiot I put it in the washing machine and now the insides all creased and the seems on either shoulder are crinkled. How do I fix this??????? I'd really appreciate any advice

Nathan, November 2009

One of my nights out involved 6 pints of Courage Directors and a tin of non drip red gloss paint thrown across the bedroom in a drunken state. Next morning it oozed through my toes as I trod in it and got on my hands as I tested the red stuff running down the wall then on the taps and in the sink in the bathroom as I tried unsuccessfully to wash it off - I took a pee and it got to places it should not have got to - on my clothes piled up on a chair - even inside the holes in my leather belt - on the upstairs carpets and on the bedclothes.

This was perhaps 1982 and it cost me £1400 - Your damaged blazer is nothing in comparison - a mere bagatelle...

P, November 2009

Lmao! Cheers

Nathan, November 2009

Go to friends wedding looking like a tramp - or - buy new blazer. - Drink Less. - Examine care labels in expensive clothes as you buy them. Do not run washing machine when hungover. If intending to drink too much tend to dress down rather than dress up.

That's enough advice to be going on with I think.

Peccavi, November 2009