my clio will not start i can not lock the car with the remote.my interier light will not come on, the indicators dont work,when i turn the ignition the service light flashes then goes off and the red STOP light stays on but the engine will not turn over. can any one help

Dave Williams, December 2011

Congratulations, you own one of the most unreliable make of car on the market for electrical problems, as you now know. Looks like a trip the main stealership to get it sorted, hope you have plenty of wonga.

GB, December 2011