Easy! Just connect a 5 metre piece of 2 core flex to a 3 pin mains plug. (Make sure you have wired this correctly and it is protected by a 13 amp fuse). Strip the other end of each core back about 30cm and wrap the brown one around your neck and the blue one around your small and inoffensive genitalia. Insert the plug into the wall socket and switch on. Leave for 30 seconds.
Then unplug and jump on the speedfighter. The electricity will discharge into the ignition of the machine which will then start without problem!
THE MASTER, September 2007
