This is probably the nearest you will get...
http://www.diydoctor.org.uk/projects/monoblock.htm
You probably seek too many specific things to fully acheive your goal... Swirl - Monomixer - Kitchen - Instructions - Download.
Turn off hot & cold water
Take out existing tap
Fit new tap
Connect up hot & cold
Turn on water
Check for leaks
Bathe in satisfaction of job well done...
Good luck...
Peccavi, September 2009