Make a mixture of leftovers and soap , boil for 3 days while watching it constantly. Sacrifice a family member to Baal and then carefuly strain out the leftovers.
Cut the remaining mixture into small soap shaped pieces and then sacrifice yourself to Baal because you are an idiot.
Dont forget to wash yourself with your new soap BEFORE you sacrifice yourself, Baal HATES an unclean sacrifice.
Michaelozzie, March 2010